“East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brulee, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor. It’s a place where one person, if it’s the right person, changes us all. East High is having friends we’ll keep for the rest of our lives, and that means we really are ‘all in this together’. Once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat!”

a little girl threatens matt with a toy weeping angel x

fatwink:

watching people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever

fivegum:

dont care will never care

swimminginmainstream:

bless my soul herc was on a roll

my mother likes to take a running start and jump head first over the ledge into crazy town

dublinn:

mulilgar:

austrailiams:

i lowered the pitch of “don’t let me go” i think i’ve done a bad thing 

why would u think this is a good idea

you are a horrible person.

meladoodle:

One time my friend was drinking some coke at my 14th birthday party so I told a joke and she started laughing so hard that she choked and then threw up into her cup. And THEN another time the same friend was drinking coke again at HER 14th birthday party and then I reminded her of that time she threw up into her cup and she started laughing and it happened again…

sofapizza:

believemeitsdouche:

my friend gave me a bouquet of chicken mcnuggets for valentines day

this is how you woo a lady

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shesdonejim:

how to enter a relationship with chris pine

1. say “hello chris pine”
2. then ask him to dinner by saying “would you like to chris dine”
3. when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking “chris fine”
4. once dinner is over head back to his place for some “chris wine”
5. after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: “will you be chris mine?”

this is out of chris line

If he says no, you can tie him up in some chris twine

justanovercastkid:

llenka:

one-ring-to-bring-them-all:

how the fuck has everyone learnt circular gallifreyan