You May Bow In My Presence

disneyworldprincesses:

disneytasthic:

disneyprincetimothy:

Long before the Maleficent movie, Disney released a hilarious book called My Side of the Story where Maleficent and Aurora both told their respective sides of the story with some great illustrations. Maleficent claims of course she was only looking out for Aurora and Phillip’s best interests, despite those pesky fairies. And poor Phillip is constantly described by both sides as always being a total mess and “smelling like a horse.” (Also Aurora says he has dimples so deep you could ”plant corn in them” and “deep enough to mine for gold.”)

I read this book before I watched Maleficent the other night (I’ve read it before but I never get tired of it!)….although I enjoyed the movie, I wish it had been more like this book d:

He DOES have amazing dimples!

~Aurora

peggycxrter:

*seduces you with marvel movies*

sra-foreveralone:

RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014

forest-flowers:

The best text I have ever received

forest-flowers:

The best text I have ever received

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

rubyredriots:

the-flayedman:

This concept computer-of-the-future by designer Jakub Záhoř allows the user to operate the device anywhere they can find a glass surface. The user simply attaches the central unit to any glass surface like a window or coffee table, switches on the power, and watches their system light up before their eyes. The display appears as an interactive hologram on the glass that the user merely has to touch to operate. It also makes for an easy, take-anywhere way to project photos and presentations or stream movies. Windex not included.

Designer: Jakub Záhoř


Read more at http://www.yankodesign.com/2011/07/25/future-touchtech/#pg3d5gXk8j7vmHtT.99 

THATS SOME FUCKING TONY STARK SHIT GOING ON OK 

eatsleepcrap:

equestrianfangirlswag:

symposium52:

But, all evil people have mustaches.

beware the mustache

damn mustaches

eatsleepcrap:

equestrianfangirlswag:

symposium52:

But, all evil people have mustaches.

beware the mustache

damn mustaches

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

frankierofightingsociety:

maxg00f:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i see a sweater that fits this description

imagedont get sassy with me buster

is that a thneed

My Doctor Who moment

bookwormstache:

So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis

the tardis

I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound

I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in

They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled

“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds” 

tear-blossom:

lonelyhearrt:

crocodilet3ars:

Franco brothers tho

FUCK

Omg this is so fucking cute stahp

tear-blossom:

lonelyhearrt:

crocodilet3ars:

Franco brothers tho

FUCK

Omg this is so fucking cute stahp

dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.