You May Bow In My Presence

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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lohanthony:

this qualifies as porn

lohanthony:

this qualifies as porn

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

dendropsyche:


IM LAUGHING SO HARD

dendropsyche:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

aduhm:

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

nosdrinker:

reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

lyndsayfaye:

captioningcrusader:

How Khan was actually defeated. 

Khan you dig it?

I Khan dig it.

tennants-hair:

whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp:

returnto221b:

legwork-is-not-my-division:

Someone please zoom in on John’s eyes in the last gif

Omg John looks down

do you thing the script just said ‘john checks out sherlock’s ass’?

I think the instructions for the whole series were ”Improvise but make it gay”

Welcome to the Hidden Room Fandom~

musicmoviefrog:

sewsllim:

imagethe stairs just lift up!

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this is really cool!

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I WANT THIS IN MY HOUSE!

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no wait. I WANT THIS ONE!

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how does this even work?!

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ITS A FUCKING POOL?!

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its. its a garage! 

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HEY KIDS! WELCOME TO NARNIA!

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another fucking pool?

i thought my house was cool. apparently not.

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase
“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“
…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase

“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“

…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

Tom Hiddleston - Funeral Blues by W. H. Auden
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elementarydata:

hxcfairy:

Funeral Blues by W. H. Auden read by Tom Hiddleston

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message ‘He is Dead’.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

For me this poem will always be John Hannah in Four Weddings and a Funeral

(Sorry Tom)